Hi@yoni. I'm doing a informative speach on the hebrew alphabet for my composition class, and it'd be kinda cool if I could get a video of you writing stuff in hebrew. Any chance of that happening?
Also, whats the best side in your opinion for learning the hebrew alphabet?
Last but not least, would you mind visiting a local elementary school and getting a penmanship worksheet to scan? =p
This is not a joke.
just go to temple somewhere close to you. They teach hebrew at synagogues they would have pretty much everything you would need.
Quote from: Joe on December 09, 2005, 02:00 PM
Hi@yoni. I'm doing a informative speach on the hebrew alphabet for my composition class, and it'd be kinda cool if I could get a video of you writing stuff in hebrew. Any chance of that happening?
Also, whats the best side in your opinion for learning the hebrew alphabet?
Last but not least, would you mind visiting a local elementary school and getting a penmanship worksheet to scan? =p
This is not a joke.
WHAT THE FUCK?! IS YOU STUPID?!
Quote from: Yoni on December 09, 2005, 02:18 PM
Quote from: Joe on December 09, 2005, 02:00 PM
Hi@yoni. I'm doing a informative speach on the hebrew alphabet for my composition class, and it'd be kinda cool if I could get a video of you writing stuff in hebrew. Any chance of that happening?
Also, whats the best side in your opinion for learning the hebrew alphabet?
Last but not least, would you mind visiting a local elementary school and getting a penmanship worksheet to scan? =p
This is not a joke.
WHAT THE FUCK?! IS YOU STUPID?!
LOL!
Quote from: Yoni on December 09, 2005, 02:18 PM
Quote from: Joe on December 09, 2005, 02:00 PM
Hi@yoni. I'm doing a informative speach on the hebrew alphabet for my composition class, and it'd be kinda cool if I could get a video of you writing stuff in hebrew. Any chance of that happening?
Also, whats the best side in your opinion for learning the hebrew alphabet?
Last but not least, would you mind visiting a local elementary school and getting a penmanship worksheet to scan? =p
This is not a joke.
Must I say this again? HE'S JOE.
WHAT THE FUCK?! IS YOU STUPID?!
Your post is inside the quote, rabbit. :)
ROFL YONI.
LOL.
Quote from: 111787 on December 09, 2005, 02:15 PM
just go to temple somewhere close to you. They teach hebrew at synagogues they would have pretty much everything you would need.
They'd probably greet me in Yiddish and attempt to convert me..
AFAIK, you can't convert to Judisim except via marriage.
I guess Joe will have to marry Yoni.
Quote from: Shout on December 10, 2005, 04:59 PM
AFAIK, you can't convert to Judisim except via marriage.
Wrong.
Quote from: Yoni on December 10, 2005, 05:04 PM
Quote from: Shout on December 10, 2005, 04:59 PM
AFAIK, you can't convert to Judisim except via marriage.
Wrong.
Very Wrong. People just don't convert because it involves being naked in a pool with some old jewish guys or so i've heard.
Quote from: Yoni on December 10, 2005, 05:04 PM
Quote from: Shout on December 10, 2005, 04:59 PM
AFAIK, you can't convert to Judisim except via marriage.
Wrong.
This is what I have been told. By a Jew no less.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mikvah
P.S. Yes, it's gross, and no, most people don't really go there.
I love how Yoni didn't even comment on the part about getting married to me.
Quote from: Topaz on December 12, 2005, 11:29 PM
More than a Jew, Less than a man
I take offence to that.
Quote from: Topaz on December 14, 2005, 01:39 AM
Yoni, do you find it offensive to be called a Jew?
What do you mean? Jews are obviously superior to everyone else.
Those darn commies.
I'm not really offended by racial slurs anyway. I don't see why people make such a big deal over it, since we are all of the human race. Since this is true, ethnicity should be disregarded.
Quote from: Yoni on December 14, 2005, 12:59 PM
Quote from: Topaz on December 14, 2005, 01:39 AM
Yoni, do you find it offensive to be called a Jew?
What do you mean? Jews are obviously superior to everyone else.
Which means, Jews are better than nobody. (http://www.x86labs.org/forum/index.php/topic,3687.0.html)
G_G yoni.
The most horrible thing i have ever heard said to a Jew is "Shut the fuck up before I burn your ass and make the count six million one."
You heartless bastard!
Shut face before I burn your rear and make the count a single gentile!
By the way, I would not/did not say that. My girl is jewish.
Quote from: 111787 on December 15, 2005, 07:36 PM
By the way, I would not/did not say that. My girl is jewish.
Eat lots of ham and drink lots of milk in front of her.
Screw you and like she isn't orthodox like Yoni probably is so it wouldn't be a big deal if i did.
You didn't even explicitly say she practices Judiasm, just that she's Jewish. There is a difference, you know. I don't practice Judiasm, yet I'm still Jewish.
No, you're not. You're just delusional.
Quote from: 111787 on December 17, 2005, 06:56 PM
Screw you and like she isn't orthodox like Yoni probably is so it wouldn't be a big deal if i did.
wtf? hmmmmmm ok.