What do you look for in a girl - and be honest.
I prefer hot girls and those are the type that I attract, luckily.
I don't do girls that are considered "fat"
Other than that if its 2:00am a.k.a "do-o'clock" I'll fuck anything meeting that criteria
Vagina, legs, a couple arms, and perhaps a head.
Your mom.
Pretty eyes are nice to look at.
This isn't funny.
I like any girl who likes me, I can't be picky.
But it's fun.
I like women that aren't slutty (meaning they don't sleep around) but they'll put out on the first date. If they're shorter than I am, and < pushing a little extra weight, and have a nice face, <3++.
Long stright har. (mid-back, Black, Brown, Definitly NOT blond)
5'6"->6'0" (about)
Nice eyes, Deep blue/green is always nice :)
Nice voice
Smart
Good conversationalist
Weight? My weight or lower (wow, that gets rid of SOOO many! :P )
Oh and not a snob, like 90% of the dammen ones -.-
Sluttyness: Big fucking turn off!
Ohh Bad jigsaw. I showed what you said to one of my girl-friends. and umm
Quote(21:45:04) T.V.: ::murders jigsaw::
(21:49:27) T.V.: He'll never get any girl at that rate
Obviously she disagrees with you 0.o
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A girl who dosen't get offened at jokes too easily. I hate it when bitches are serious all the time.
Quote from: Disco on December 02, 2005, 11:49 PM
A girl who dosen't get offened at jokes too easily. I hate it when bitches are serious all the time.
That reminds me of the time I called my dad's ex an alcoholic, and she asked me who told me that, and I told her my dad did.
My dad never heard the end of it.
Not to get off topic but what happens if your (http://forums.maxima.org/images/smilies/gay.gif)
I like my women like my car
1. fun
2. reliable
3. puts out when I need it (http://forums.maxima.org/images/smilies/naughty.gif)
4. able to control easily
5. looks beautiful
6.
My standards are: Nice eyes, an attractive smile, and very accepting of who I am.
* (pulse optional)
See Thing, great minds think a like. A pulse is must even if its 1 electronically induced pusle before sex via defibulator and 1 pulse after sex induced by defibulator.
Brown / Blonde Hair.
Blue eyes..
Good looking!
Fit
Good legs..
Cute Smile
Pretty (GORGEOUS!)
Accepts me for who i am
Not hairy.. :P
Good flirter.
Not a girl who leads me on.
Not a girl who will do stuff behind my back.
Most of all,
Misses me and loves me and cares for me. (and thinks of me)
Around that....
Non smoker, non ugly.
Quote from: Disco on December 03, 2005, 11:56 AM
Non smoker, non ugly.
Lmfao. I watched that episode yesterday. :P
I want a girl that is down to have sex in public places, i want a girl who turns everyones heads, a girl who will invite other couples into the bedroom, a girl who swallows - thats a must, a girl that loves dirty sanchez and bukkake, and a girl thats likes to have sex with farm animals......
Quote from: jigsaw on December 03, 2005, 01:12 PM
and a girl thats likes to have sex with farm animals......
LOL!!! Hahhaha why :P
..because my cows have been sad lately.
Personally, eye color isn't a biggie, its just the contact has to be there. Shes gotta have atleast an ass, or some tits, I mean i can't live without one so.
Sure every guy wants a hot girl, but most of the time they're ditzy, so I like them to be smart atleast to manage her own.
Oh, and Jigsaw if the chick knows how to swallow good, shes a slut. We know what you want... A slut, moreover a hooker.
Oh so Jig wants a nice asian girl. :P
im looking for a girl similar to this...
(http://www.wild-girls-tgp.com/thumbs/2557/3_c.jpg)