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Title: Hitman.us
Post by: TehUser on August 13, 2005, 05:14 PM

http://hitman.us

Title: Re: Hitman.us
Post by: Blaze on August 13, 2005, 05:33 PM

Quote
HITMAN is a cruelty-free organization. None of our services have been tested on animals.

Rofl.

Title: Re: Hitman.us
Post by: DeTaiLs on August 13, 2005, 05:42 PM

I found the intro pretty cool

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Post by: R.a.B.B.i.T on August 13, 2005, 06:14 PM

QuoteHITMAN is a cruelty-free organization. None of our services have been tested on animals.

lol

Title: Re: Hitman.us
Post by: hismajesty on August 13, 2005, 06:19 PM

Hmm, a gift certificate. That'd make a good Christmas gift.

and haha@

QuoteQ: Is a contract killing tax deductible?

Title: Re: Hitman.us
Post by: QwertyMonster on August 13, 2005, 07:57 PM

HITMAN offers a variety of assassination services and contract killing options.

:D

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Post by: Topaz on August 13, 2005, 08:13 PM

Wish I had 50,000$ to shell out, or I'd purchase their services :-P

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Post by: Brian_Boitano on December 17, 2005, 11:32 AM

"Typically the mark doesn't even feel a thing."

"We offer discounts for packages of three hits or more."
;D

Title: Re: Hitman.us
Post by: Joe[x86] on December 17, 2005, 08:44 PM

LOLLOLLOLLOLLOL

Title: Re: Hitman.us
Post by: CrAz3D on December 17, 2005, 08:55 PM

I don't know whether or not to take that site seriously.
I saw a thing on the news how they do that stuff online.

Title: Re: Hitman.us
Post by: Spht on December 17, 2005, 09:08 PM

Quote from: CrAz3D on December 17, 2005, 08:55 PM
I don't know whether or not to take that site seriously.

I hope you're kiding.

Title: Re: Hitman.us
Post by: CrAz3D on December 18, 2005, 09:12 AM

Quote from: Spht on December 17, 2005, 09:08 PM
Quote from: CrAz3D on December 17, 2005, 08:55 PM
I don't know whether or not to take that site seriously.

I hope you're kiding.

I t could be possible someone just did it to be stupid...I'm REALLY hoping for that.

Title: Re: Hitman.us
Post by: WoOdTroll on December 18, 2005, 05:35 PM

Crazed, you've now got two weeks left of life.

Enjoy ;D

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Post by: Meh on December 19, 2005, 09:04 AM

Quote from: WoOdTroll on December 18, 2005, 05:35 PM
Crazed, you've now got two weeks left of life.

Enjoy ;D

I hope the hitmen are compentant as with spelling mistakes such as crazed instead of CrAz3D the wrong person could have been hit.(Im assuming you did mean CrAz3D and not another guy :-\)

Title: Re: Hitman.us
Post by: Thing [vL] on December 19, 2005, 09:13 AM

At least they are concerned about not breaking the law!

QuoteQ: Do you use dumdum bullets?
A: No! Those are prohibited by law.

Title: Re: Hitman.us
Post by: CrAz3D on December 19, 2005, 10:18 AM

Quote from: Meh on December 19, 2005, 09:04 AM
Quote from: WoOdTroll on December 18, 2005, 05:35 PM
Crazed, you've now got two weeks left of life.

Enjoy ;D
I hope the hitmen are compentant as with spelling mistakes such as crazed instead of CrAz3D the wrong person could have been hit.(Im assuming you did mean CrAz3D and not another guy :-\)

I've seen a guy on bnet named crazed...who knows what will happen

Title: Re: Hitman.us
Post by: WoOdTroll on December 19, 2005, 06:09 PM

I didn't feel like writing his l337 letters in. Cry? :'(

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