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General => Fun Forumâ„¢ => Topic started by: Intangir on July 06, 2005, 05:00 PM

Title: email o.O
Post by: Intangir on July 06, 2005, 05:00 PM
A couple from Minneapolis decided to go to Florida for a long weekend to thaw out during one particularly icy cold winter. They both had jobs, and had difficulty coordinating their travel schedules. It was decided the husband would fly to Florida on a Thursday, and his wife would follow him the next day. Upon arriving as planned, the husband checked into the hotel. There he decided to open his laptop and send his wife an e-mail back in Minneapolis. However, he accidentally left off one letter in her address and sent the e-mail without noticing his error.

In the mean time:
In Houston, a widow had just returned from her husband's funeral. He was a minister of many years who had been "called home to glory" following a heart attack (died and gone to report in heaven). The widow checked her e-mail, expecting messages from family and friends. Upon reading the first message, she fainted and fell to the floor. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My loving Wife
From: Your Departed Husband
Subject: I've arrived!

I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then. Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

P.S. Sure is hot down here.
Title: Re: email o.O
Post by: Blaze on July 06, 2005, 06:04 PM
Now if this was a real story it would good.
Title: Re: email o.O
Post by: quasi-modo on July 07, 2005, 12:36 AM
rofl, the last line rocks.

but yeah... this is fake.
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Post by: Topaz on July 09, 2005, 06:09 PM
This is pretty old too :-/
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Post by: Meh on July 09, 2005, 06:27 PM
LOL, Made me laugh.
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Post by: UserLoser. on July 09, 2005, 07:46 PM
Ugh, had to read that like 2 or 3 times to get it
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Post by: Newby on July 09, 2005, 08:00 PM
Haha. Old but still good.
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Post by: QwertyMonster on July 10, 2005, 07:39 AM
Hahah Nice one :P
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Post by: Yoni on July 10, 2005, 04:44 PM
Quote from: UserLoser on July 09, 2005, 07:46 PM
Ugh, had to read that like 2 or 3 times to get it

Yes. Totally ruined the joke.
Title: Re: email o.O
Post by: CrAz3D on July 10, 2005, 07:44 PM
Quote from: UserLoser on July 09, 2005, 07:46 PM
Ugh, had to read that like 2 or 3 times to get it
:-\ 
I thought it was a very swell joke
Title: Re: email o.O
Post by: hismajesty on July 10, 2005, 10:02 PM
I agree, I liked/understood it the first time I read it. I've seen it before but it's been awhile.
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Post by: Archonist on July 10, 2005, 10:48 PM
Haha, I like that a lot.
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Post by: Archangel on July 11, 2005, 12:29 AM
Haha, good joke ;).