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Title: Do you have stairs in your house?
Post by: Naem on April 17, 2005, 02:54 AM
Discuss.

Personally, I have a flight of stairs that have been recently installed by Fiesta Cat Inc. Quite a good contractor.

(I'm not quite sure where to post this.)
Title: Re: Do you have stairs in your house?
Post by: iago on April 17, 2005, 03:17 AM
I have 2 flights of stairs.  They're both fairly short, though, since our second floor/basement are on one half, and there's a middle floor on the other half.
Title: Re: Do you have stairs in your house?
Post by: QwertyMonster on April 17, 2005, 04:51 AM
No Stairs.
Title: Re: Do you have stairs in your house?
Post by: hismajesty on April 17, 2005, 06:45 AM
Yes.
Title: Re: Do you have stairs in your house?
Post by: Archonist on April 17, 2005, 07:21 AM
Two flights of stairs, both about 25 stairs.
Title: Re: Do you have stairs in your house?
Post by: quasi-modo on April 17, 2005, 08:53 AM
Nope... my house is 1 lvl ranch style.
Title: Re: Do you have stairs in your house?
Post by: Blaze on April 17, 2005, 10:04 AM
Two flights of stairs. One has twenty steps, the other twenty-five.
Title: Re: Do you have stairs in your house?
Post by: Meh on April 17, 2005, 10:07 AM
Yes, Bout 15.
Title: Re: Do you have stairs in your house?
Post by: R.a.B.B.i.T on April 17, 2005, 10:22 AM
3 flights :)
Title: Re: Do you have stairs in your house?
Post by: Hazard on April 17, 2005, 10:45 AM
Define stairs? My house is in a flood zone in Tampa, FL so its built up, but I don't consider them flights of stairs.
Title: Re: Do you have stairs in your house?
Post by: CrAz3D on April 17, 2005, 11:43 AM
Yes, well, maybe no.  There are 3 steps that lead from one portion of the house to another
Title: Re: Do you have stairs in your house?
Post by: iago on April 17, 2005, 12:21 PM
Quote from: Hazard on April 17, 2005, 10:45 AM
Define stairs? My house is in a flood zone in Tampa, FL so its built up, but I don't consider them flights of stairs.

Stairs are:
   1. A series or flight of steps; a staircase. Often used in the plural.
   2. One of a flight of steps.
And, according to his question, he wants to know if you have stairs in your house
Title: Re: Do you have stairs in your house?
Post by: Akamas on April 17, 2005, 12:22 PM
One flight of stairs.
Title: Re: Do you have stairs in your house?
Post by: iago on April 17, 2005, 12:53 PM
Quote from: Akamas on April 17, 2005, 12:22 PM
One flight of stairs.

Aha, that narrows it down! Now I know your street and what kind of house you have.  Sorta.  I'll go door-to-door, "How many stairs do you have?"
Title: Re: Do you have stairs in your house?
Post by: Tazo on April 17, 2005, 01:01 PM
2 flights of 23 or 24 stairs..then 1 thing of about 3 stairs lol.
Title: Re: Do you have stairs in your house?
Post by: Akamas on April 17, 2005, 02:48 PM
Quote from: iago on April 17, 2005, 12:53 PM
Quote from: Akamas on April 17, 2005, 12:22 PM
One flight of stairs.

Aha, that narrows it down! Now I know your street and what kind of house you have. Sorta. I'll go door-to-door, "How many stairs do you have?"

Good luck, Charleswood is a long road. You'll never find my house! Muhahahhahaha
Title: Re: Do you have stairs in your house?
Post by: Naem on April 17, 2005, 03:57 PM
Too much talk about stairs. Let's keep this thread on topic please? ;)

There has got to be at least one person on these forums who knows what I'm talking about. And goddamnit, "pak chooie unf" is not a valid answer.
Title: Re: Do you have stairs in your house?
Post by: iago on April 17, 2005, 04:29 PM
Quote from: Naem on April 17, 2005, 03:57 PM
Too much talk about stairs. Let's keep this thread on topic please? ;)

There has got to be at least one person on these forums who knows what I'm talking about. And goddamnit, "pak chooie unf" is not a valid answer.

You're confusing me.  Too much talk about stairs in a topic about stairs?
Title: Re: Do you have stairs in your house?
Post by: Naem on April 17, 2005, 04:45 PM
This is not a topic about stairs. But continue if you must.
Title: Re: Do you have stairs in your house?
Post by: Tazo on April 17, 2005, 05:39 PM
Quote from: Naem on April 17, 2005, 04:45 PM
This is not a topic about stairs. But continue if you must.
Then what the hell is it about???!!
Title: Re: Do you have stairs in your house?
Post by: iago on April 17, 2005, 05:44 PM
Obviously it's about a "Storage and Information Retrieval System"
Title: Re: Do you have stairs in your house?
Post by: Naem on April 17, 2005, 06:00 PM
AcronymFinder.com won't help you here.

Only a goon would know.
Title: Re: Do you have stairs in your house?
Post by: K on April 17, 2005, 06:04 PM
I guess it's a reference to this:

http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/33440

I didn't find it that funny at all, so waste your time accordingly.
Title: Re: Do you have stairs in your house?
Post by: hismajesty on April 17, 2005, 06:25 PM
It has to do with Sin City, I think.
Title: Re: Do you have stairs in your house?
Post by: Blaze on April 17, 2005, 06:53 PM
He says its not about stairs... then why did he say that he found a good contractor that put in a flight of them...?
Title: Re: Do you have stairs in your house?
Post by: Tazo on April 17, 2005, 07:55 PM
idk..I wish Naem would clarify what this topic really is about  :-\
Title: Re: Do you have stairs in your house?
Post by: Naem on April 17, 2005, 11:27 PM
Quote from: K on April 17, 2005, 06:04 PM
I guess it's a reference to this:

http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/33440

I didn't find it that funny at all, so waste your time accordingly.

The question does indeed stem from that song.

However, the question bears no link to the song in its meaning or purpose. It is independent of the song now, and is the reason why I get a little annoyed when people respond with "Pak Chooie Unf" thinking it is the correct response. It is not.

On a side note, I do prefer this (http://audio.kilna.com/KILNA-TLMoM-Terrible_Secret-Protected_Mix-091HI.mp3) version of the song over the original.
Title: Re: Do you have stairs in your house?
Post by: shout on April 18, 2005, 10:39 AM
1 flight of stairs and a ladder.
Title: Re: Do you have stairs in your house?
Post by: Naem on April 19, 2005, 02:52 PM
explanation (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=do+you+have+stairs+in+your+house&r=f)

::)
Title: Re: Do you have stairs in your house?
Post by: quasi-modo on April 19, 2005, 03:36 PM
I'm not really protected.
Title: Re: Do you have stairs in your house?
Post by: Fr0z3N on April 19, 2005, 04:11 PM
2 flights, in moms, 2 flights in dads.
Title: Re: Do you have stairs in your house?
Post by: Joe[x86] on April 19, 2005, 05:40 PM
I have a single flight of stairs in my house. However, I live in the refridgerator box mansion in my parents back yard, with six flights of stairs. That thing is awesome.
Title: Re: Do you have stairs in your house?
Post by: hismajesty on April 19, 2005, 05:58 PM
Bunch of rich kids and your three story homes. You make me sick.

Unless you guys with two flights have basements, then you still make me sick since no homes here have them due to flooding  and stuff!
Title: Re: Do you have stairs in your house?
Post by: R.a.B.B.i.T on April 19, 2005, 06:16 PM
My basement and attic are storage :X
Title: Re: Do you have stairs in your house?
Post by: Fr0z3N on April 19, 2005, 10:22 PM
Quote from: hismajesty[yL] on April 19, 2005, 05:58 PM
Bunch of rich kids and your three story homes. You make me sick.

Unless you guys with two flights have basements, then you still make me sick since no homes here have them due to flooding  and stuff!

The house my mom just moved out of had 3 flights of stairs. "Too much cleaning" she says.