Everyone keeps that special file named Quotes.txt, what do you have inside yours!?
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[20:52:05] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> Retrieving Ersan's IP address...
[20:52:06] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> IP address received (127.0.0.1)
[11:29:24] <UserLoser> *showers*
[11:29:39] <Deca[xL]> *hasn't in a 2 weeks*
Orange Dart 6 (5:12:20 PM): i love masturbathing
Zorm says: eww~
UserLoser says: ?!
Zorm says: naked females!
UserLoser says: wtf
Zorm says: its gross! :p
x UserLoser x: brb poop
X UltimaXtreme X: dude
X UltimaXtreme X: videotape it
[20:35:58] <axess[BH]> the actual b.net servers are run by blizzard right? bnls is run by vL?
[23:54:11] <GlesT> anyone know what program makes ini files
x User Loser x: click: http://tinyurl.com/8ty
X UltimaXtreme X: wtf
X UltimaXtreme X: die
x User Loser x: ?
X UltimaXtreme X: u fag
X UltimaXtreme X: my mom just walked in bringing me my wontons
x User Loser x: wtf it's like 12:26AM
x User Loser x: why is she up :p
X UltimaXtreme X: ?
X UltimaXtreme X: shes a chink
x User Loser x: crazy asians
X UltimaXtreme X: used to chinese time
X UltimaXtreme X: not ur american crap
Mine's quite small, because, yeah I don't back things up and lost everything on my system twice within the last five months or so
http://yoni.valhallalegends.com/stuff/quotes.txt
excuse lack of quality in some quotes.
I'll pick out some of the best ones in Yoni's.
Quote[00:26:41] <hismajesty.@USEast> Who wants to cyber?
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[00:32:05] hismajesty. was banned by [vL] (idle).
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[00:38:01] <From: hismajesty.@USEast> :( <3 When Kp comes back would you mind telling him to whisper me. If you are around that is.
[00:38:19] <To: hismajesty.@USEast> ok honey, wanna cyber?
[00:39:03] <From: hismajesty.@USEast> YES! :)
[00:39:10] <To: hismajesty.@USEast> GO AWAY YOU PERVERT
Quote[21:31:03] <Trust> Once you go Yoni, you never go back.
Quote[02:39:35] Trust1337: I enjoyed your pictures from the tournament. Added to my porn folder.
Quote[01:32:24] Trust[e1] joined the channel using Starcraft: Brood War (3 wins).
[01:32:27] <Trust[e1]> YONI IS JEWISH LOLOLOLOLOL
[01:32:30] Trust[e1] left the channel.
GG
http://blazenet.servebeer.com/site?page=quotes
I don't have many. One or two of them aren't even a quotes.
A lot of quotes from Battle.net can be found here (http://quotedb.net/). Feel free to add your own.
I might upload my quotes.txt later, but it's rather incomplete.
Edit: I actually read Yoni's, it's hilarious. Jews have the best quotes. (I somehow link everything to Jews, especially at school when talking to these two Jews in my class and whatnot, they know I'm kidding though. Jews know everything.)
Quote[21:34:17] <Yoni[vL]> userloser: What does the following code do: i++;
[21:34:39] <userloser> i dunno that much just a little i gues i will go look at tutorials
[21:34:55] <Yoni[vL]> userloser: k, just checking
I guess Userloser
isn't Jewish. :P
I have used race, religion in a derogatory fashion I apologize to everyone that reads this forum.
Quote from: hismajesty[yL] on April 08, 2005, 12:38 PM
Quote[21:34:17] <Yoni[vL]> userloser: What does the following code do: i++;
[21:34:39] <userloser> i dunno that much just a little i gues i will go look at tutorials
[21:34:55] <Yoni[vL]> userloser: k, just checking
That's from ~2000 when I didn't know jack except how to write AutoIt scripts :p
Yes, I'm not Jewish. I may be Christian, I'm not sure because my family isn't religous at all (nor do I know any cousins, uncles, aunts, etc. who are). Can't remember the date of the last time we went to church.
Ah. I was hoping that was a dated quote.
Quote from: hismajesty[yL] on April 08, 2005, 01:49 PM
Ah. I was hoping that was a dated quote.
The days of userloser, USERLOSER, and USeRLoSeR are over (see: September of 2000 or 2001, don't recall which since my account has been banned at least once)
I got something for you UserLoser...
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[00:46:26] <Sky> so wut did u invent for bnet?
[00:46:27] <Sky> =\
[00:46:53] <Invert[vL]> I invented the little lag bars
[00:47:05] <Sky> the little lag bars?
[00:47:07] <Sky> -_-
[00:47:09] <Invert[vL]> yes
[00:47:40] <Invert[vL]> I called Pat(when he was working for Blizzard) and told him that it is a good idea to have lag bars
[00:47:49] <Invert[vL]> i told them how it would work
[00:47:55] <Sky> oic
[00:47:57] <Invert[vL]> and he said ok, we will think about it
[00:48:14] <USeRLoSeR> good idea
[00:48:16] <Invert[vL]> so when Diablo came out they added lagbars
[00:49:21] <Invert[vL]> I also invented the plug icon
[00:49:48] <Sky> is invert ur only sn?
[00:49:51] <Sky> or do u haev an aka?
[00:49:52] <Sky> haev*
[00:49:54] <Sky> have*
[00:50:13] <Invert[vL]> MichaelS of Blizzard North
[00:50:37] <Sky> u work for blizz?
[00:50:42] <Invert[vL]> Blizzard North
[00:51:21] <Invert[vL]> In San Mateo, CA
[00:51:25] <USeRLoSeR> what's the difference between north and south?
[00:51:33] <USeRLoSeR> i mean, blizzard north/south
[00:51:56] <Invert[vL]> South is in the south North is in the North
[00:52:01] <Sky> lol
[00:52:03] <USeRLoSeR> er
[00:52:03] <Invert[vL]> I work in the North
[00:52:20] <Invert[vL]> Blizzard South is normal Blizzard
[00:52:25] <Invert[vL]> they were the original
[00:53:02] <Invert[vL]> North was another company before Blizzard South bought them out
[00:53:25] <Sky> So would you know if Blizzard is ever going to release another patch for StarCraft BroodWar?
[00:53:50] <Invert[vL]> not anytime soon
[00:53:59] <Sky> sigh...
[00:54:02] <Invert[vL]> 1st patch will be the Diablo II
[00:54:12] <USeRLoSeR> 1.1?
[00:54:15] <Invert[vL]> yes
[00:54:52] <Invert[vL]> War3x beta will start soon and everyone in the office should be having fun with that
[00:54:53] <USeRLoSeR> hmm, do you know anything about it?
[00:55:15] <Invert[vL]> yes
[00:55:33] <Invert[vL]> it's actualy being tested on a private server
[00:55:33] <USeRLoSeR> are you allowed to say anything about it?
[00:55:43] <Invert[vL]> *shrug*
[00:55:48] <USeRLoSeR> you dont have to
[00:55:54] <USeRLoSeR> just curious
[00:55:54] <Invert[vL]> i wont tell you whats in it...
[01:05:46] <Sky> bleh i'm tired
[01:05:55] <Sky> Invert[vL] ty for taking the time to answer my questions
[01:07:39] <Invert[vL]> Sky: your welcome
Talk about gullible, I was just trying to trick Sky into thinking I work for Blizzard, oh well. Hit 2 birds with 1 stone.
Hah!
Ever notice Arta had a feminine side to him? Rebel did.
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[00:39:03] <Rebby[vL]> lets look at arta
[00:39:08] <Invert[vL]> ok
[00:39:12] <Rebby[vL]> i voted yes that time
[00:39:19] <Invert[vL]> heh, you did?
[00:39:19] <Rebby[vL]> for someone i didnt know
[00:39:25] <Rebby[vL]> you know why?
[00:39:28] <Invert[vL]> why?
[00:40:14] <Rebby[vL]> because she isnt trying to be anything she just wants to be
[00:40:32] <Invert[vL]> Oh, 1 thing.
[00:40:38] <Invert[vL]> Arta is a he
[00:40:47] <Rebby[vL]> lol i thought it was a she
I couldn't tell if Arta was a boy or a girl at first, and it really doesn't matter to me anyway. All I know is that Arta is a nice person. Thats a real reason to vote yes on somebody.(IMHO)
</suckup>
Quote from: Blaze on April 08, 2005, 04:40 PM
I couldn't tell if Arta was a boy or a girl at first, and it really doesn't matter to me anyway. All I know is that Arta is a nice person. Thats a real reason to vote yes on somebody.(IMHO)
</suckup>
Too bad you are not in vL we could use someone like you! :o
I think (and hope) vL doesn't need people like me.
Quote[21:44:35] <StarKilla> WHATS A WEB BROWSER
Quote[00:44:01] <Djaye+LaD+> I slapped him so hard, his drunk uncle climbed out his grave for a fresh bottle of night-train
Quote[18:48:42] <Al0Ne> damn i can hack now
Quote[3:12:21 PM] <Raihan> "bnet this, bnet that, suck my cock and i'll sing in b flat"
Quote[22:25:59.425] <Spht[vL]@Azeroth> chigga chigga chigga Spht
Quote[11:28:49 PM] <Muffs)DK(@Azeroth> i massload with stealthbots
Quote[8:39:48 PM] <Lamer> The tragedy of Canada is that they could have had British culture, French cooking, and American technology. Instead they got American culture, British cooking and French technology.
Quote from: Invert on April 08, 2005, 04:32 PM
Ever notice Arta had a feminine side to him? Rebel did.
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[00:39:03] <Rebby[vL]> lets look at arta
[00:39:08] <Invert[vL]> ok
[00:39:12] <Rebby[vL]> i voted yes that time
[00:39:19] <Invert[vL]> heh, you did?
[00:39:19] <Rebby[vL]> for someone i didnt know
[00:39:25] <Rebby[vL]> you know why?
[00:39:28] <Invert[vL]> why?
[00:40:14] <Rebby[vL]> because she isnt trying to be anything she just wants to be
[00:40:32] <Invert[vL]> Oh, 1 thing.
[00:40:38] <Invert[vL]> Arta is a he
[00:40:47] <Rebby[vL]> lol i thought it was a she
lol :)
This is when BaddBlood was showing me his new bots layout.
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(23:14:27) BaDD: you like?
(23:14:27) BaDD: <3
(23:14:32) Blaze: Yes
(23:14:39) Blaze: Where do you type though?
(23:14:40) Blaze: 0o
(23:14:46) BaDD: Oh shit
(23:14:49) BaDD: i guess ... i forgot
(23:14:54) BaDD: LOL
(23:15:02) Blaze: lol
Good times.
Quote from: Blaze on April 08, 2005, 07:32 PM
This is when BaddBlood was showing me his new bots layout.
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(23:14:27) BaDD: you like?
(23:14:27) BaDD: <3
(23:14:32) Blaze: Yes
(23:14:39) Blaze: Where do you type though?
(23:14:40) Blaze: 0o
(23:14:46) BaDD: Oh shit
(23:14:49) BaDD: i guess ... i forgot
(23:14:54) BaDD: LOL
(23:15:02) Blaze: lol
Good times.
It feels as though something is missing....