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General => General Discussion => Topic started by: Lenny on March 18, 2005, 02:05 PM

Title: Saving toby?
Post by: Lenny on March 18, 2005, 02:05 PM
www.savetoby.com

Will I have any legality against him if I donate, it doesn't reach the required amount by June 30th and he doesn't consume toby?  Since he has proposed an agreement, and by donating both parties accept the terms. 

Just food for thought (pun intended).
Title: Re: Saving toby?
Post by: Lenny on March 18, 2005, 02:10 PM
Also, note that I am not promoting you donate to him or buy his merchandise.  I'm simply creating a discussion.
Title: Re: Saving toby?
Post by: Thing on March 18, 2005, 02:33 PM
I have something for Toby...


(http://forum.valhallalegends.com/files/toby.jpg)
Title: Re: Saving toby?
Post by: Blaze on March 18, 2005, 03:49 PM
That is a great idea, hold an animals life for ransom! *Grins*
Title: Re: Saving toby?
Post by: hismajesty on March 19, 2005, 09:00 AM
Yes, that is a truely great idea. Sick, none the less, but great indeed. I highly doubt he'll actually eat him, unless he's just a freakin' weirdo.

I've been trying to think of ways to make $1000, too bad one of my dogs died, and my other dog/cat was put to sleep - and I don't think putting my sister up for something like this is completely legal... :P
Title: Re: Saving toby?
Post by: Blaze on March 19, 2005, 11:52 AM
I agree with you that he won't eat him.  I also thought about ransoming my sisters life.  I don't know how she would like it, but hey I'm sure I could give some of the money to her too.
Title: Re: Saving toby?
Post by: Arta on March 19, 2005, 12:01 PM
Quote
Balance: 18,462.12 USD

What in God's name is wrong with these people?!
Title: Re: Saving toby?
Post by: quasi-modo on March 19, 2005, 12:04 PM
I have a good idea... people will pay for more if we hold a torrent site for ransom! Oh wait... they did that already.
Title: Re: Saving toby?
Post by: Blaze on March 19, 2005, 01:14 PM
We have to get someone to fake kidnap Yoni.  We would make millions.  Just think about it.
Title: Re: Saving toby?
Post by: Meh on March 19, 2005, 02:48 PM
I thought when it siad hed eat the rabbit, that hed pick it up[ and taker a bite while it was a live. I was disapointed when he said he was gonna cook it. I mean wtf, I can see ppl do that at restaurantes.
Title: Re: Saving toby?
Post by: Lenny on March 19, 2005, 03:14 PM
No one has answered my question yet, if it doesn't hit 50k and he doesn't eat Toby, will I be able to take legal action against him if I donated money?
Title: Re: Saving toby?
Post by: Meh on March 19, 2005, 03:16 PM
Probabley not, but some people are stupid enough to pay him to not eat a rabit. I wanna see that ball of fur be killed. he should at least hurt it in a gorey way and take a picture so us sickos can see something cool. I wanna see him slit itsa throat ort something bloody.
Title: Re: Saving toby?
Post by: Lenny on March 19, 2005, 03:27 PM
Well I do have some sympathy for Toby, but only because he reminds me of the gopher from Caddyshack.

(http://savetoby.com/i/toby1.jpg)
(http://www.bushwood.net/shack/caddy001.JPG)
Title: Re: Saving toby?
Post by: Blaze on March 19, 2005, 03:42 PM
I loved that movie. :)
Title: Re: Saving toby?
Post by: Stealth on March 19, 2005, 04:53 PM
The person who created that website is a genius.
Title: Re: Saving toby?
Post by: UserLoser. on March 19, 2005, 05:04 PM
What an easy way to make money.  I'm sure this is just all a scam
Title: Re: Saving toby?
Post by: R.a.B.B.i.T on March 19, 2005, 06:37 PM
I should hold myself hostage...
Title: Re: Saving toby?
Post by: Blaze on March 19, 2005, 06:50 PM
@Stealth: Yes, its the sort of thing you wish you though of first.

I don't think it would work rabbit, it works for the bunny because bunnys are cute. Rabbits on the other hand... ;)
Title: Re: Saving toby?
Post by: Mangix on March 19, 2005, 10:48 PM
Quote from: Meh - (S-1-0-0) on March 19, 2005, 03:16 PM
Probabley not, but some people are stupid enough to pay him to not eat a rabit. I wanna see that ball of fur be killed. he should at least hurt it in a gorey way and take a picture so us sickos can see something cool. I wanna see him slit itsa throat ort something bloody.
you are one sick psychopath.

@Blaze:R.a.B.B.i.T is the king of bunnies sooooooooo he must be the best of them all :P.
Title: Re: Saving toby?
Post by: quasi-modo on March 19, 2005, 11:31 PM
I dunno the guy who sells his thoughs on ebay must be smart, I think I would buy some of those actually, I mean he was smart enough to sell his thoughts right?

That guy who sold his soul for 50 bucks on ebay was pretty damn smart too.

I am going to sell my inner child on ebay.
Title: Re: Saving toby?
Post by: Blaze on March 19, 2005, 11:33 PM
I'm going to sell my earwax on ebay, you think I will get any buyers?
Title: Re: Saving toby?
Post by: quasi-modo on March 19, 2005, 11:39 PM
possibly yes. But do not expect to make more than 1 or 2 bucks.
Title: Re: Saving toby?
Post by: Mangix on March 20, 2005, 12:20 AM
your earwax wtf?

so if i sell my machine, would i get 1 million bucks?
Title: Re: Saving toby?
Post by: Blaze on March 20, 2005, 12:22 AM
It depends. What does your machine do?
Title: Re: Saving toby?
Post by: Mangix on March 20, 2005, 12:22 AM
when i say machine i mean comp dummy.
Title: Re: Saving toby?
Post by: Meh on March 20, 2005, 03:19 AM
Quote from: Mangix on March 19, 2005, 10:48 PM
Quote from: Meh - (S-1-0-0) on March 19, 2005, 03:16 PM
Probabley not, but some people are stupid enough to pay him to not eat a rabit. I wanna see that ball of fur be killed. he should at least hurt it in a gorey way and take a picture so us sickos can see something cool. I wanna see him slit itsa throat ort something bloody.
you are one sick psychopath.

@Blaze:R.a.B.B.i.T is the king of bunnies sooooooooo he must be the best of them all :P.
I have been called sick many a times by friends and teachers, but not a  pyscopath.
Title: Re: Saving toby?
Post by: quasi-modo on March 20, 2005, 09:42 AM
Quote from: Mangix on March 20, 2005, 12:22 AM
when i say machine i mean comp dummy.
No, you will get a fair price for a machine. But when you sell ramdom crap, like a sock or something intangeble / nonexistant like your soul or your inner child there are idiots who will bit on it because they think it is funny. Some guy really sold his thoughts, another really sold his soul... well I mean people payed money for these things.
Title: Re: Saving toby?
Post by: R.a.B.B.i.T on March 20, 2005, 09:54 AM
I'm going to sell quasi-modo on eBay :)
Title: Re: Saving toby?
Post by: quasi-modo on March 20, 2005, 10:19 AM
Quote from: rabbit on March 20, 2005, 09:54 AM
I'm going to sell quasi-modo on eBay :)
How the heck do you plan to ship me?
Title: Re: Saving toby?
Post by: hismajesty on March 20, 2005, 11:19 AM
Write your name on a piece of paper. =)

Or send a Hunchback of Notre Dame action figure.
Title: Re: Saving toby?
Post by: R.a.B.B.i.T on March 20, 2005, 11:20 AM
Quote from: quasi-modo on March 20, 2005, 10:19 AM
Quote from: rabbit on March 20, 2005, 09:54 AM
I'm going to sell quasi-modo on eBay :)
How the heck do you plan to ship me?
Will you get in a box, please?
Title: Re: Saving toby?
Post by: Blaze on March 20, 2005, 11:32 AM
Quote from: Meh - (S-1-0-0) on March 20, 2005, 03:19 AM
I have been called sick many a times by friends and teachers, but not a pyscopath.
Getting called a pyscopath by a 12 year old is just like getting called a "newb".

Quote from: rabbit on March 20, 2005, 11:20 AM
Will you get in a box, please?
Haha!
Title: Re: Saving toby?
Post by: quasi-modo on March 20, 2005, 11:35 PM
Quote from: rabbit on March 20, 2005, 11:20 AM
Quote from: quasi-modo on March 20, 2005, 10:19 AM
Quote from: rabbit on March 20, 2005, 09:54 AM
I'm going to sell quasi-modo on eBay :)
How the heck do you plan to ship me?
Will you get in a box, please?
Fedex will not be too happy about shipping a 150lb box.
Title: Re: Saving toby?
Post by: Mangix on March 21, 2005, 12:10 AM
im 150LB :lol:
Title: Re: Saving toby?
Post by: Blaze on March 21, 2005, 07:52 PM
Quote from: quasi-modo on March 20, 2005, 11:35 PM
Fedex will not be too happy about shipping a 150lb box.
They wouldn't mind getting the money for shipping it though. :)
Title: Re: Saving toby?
Post by: Newby on March 21, 2005, 07:54 PM
I'm gonna sell iago and newby, back to back, on eBay. Who's buyin?!
Title: Re: Saving toby?
Post by: Blaze on March 21, 2005, 07:58 PM
How much for a iago-life-like action figure?
Title: Re: Saving toby?
Post by: Meh on March 22, 2005, 04:34 AM
Will iago come with a little plastic laptop and other accesories?
Title: Re: Saving toby?
Post by: quasi-modo on March 22, 2005, 11:59 AM
Quote from: Newby on March 21, 2005, 07:54 PM
I'm gonna sell iago and newby, back to back, on eBay. Who's buyin?!
is newby hot?
Title: Re: Saving toby?
Post by: Blaze on March 22, 2005, 02:38 PM
Quote from: Meh - (S-1-0-0) on March 22, 2005, 04:34 AM
Will iago come with a little plastic laptop and other accesories?
Those are sold seperatly. ;)
Title: Re: Saving toby?
Post by: Lenny on March 22, 2005, 04:46 PM
Followup/Update: http://heavy.com/savetobysucks/
Title: Re: Saving toby?
Post by: Newby on March 23, 2005, 05:22 PM
Quote from: Lenny on March 22, 2005, 04:46 PM
Followup/Update: http://heavy.com/savetobysucks/

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
Title: Re: Saving toby?
Post by: Blaze on March 23, 2005, 05:23 PM
:) Thats even smarter!
Title: Re: Saving toby?
Post by: R.a.B.B.i.T on March 24, 2005, 04:15 PM
Quote from: quasi-modo on March 20, 2005, 11:35 PM
Quote from: rabbit on March 20, 2005, 11:20 AM
Quote from: quasi-modo on March 20, 2005, 10:19 AM
Quote from: rabbit on March 20, 2005, 09:54 AM
I'm going to sell quasi-modo on eBay :)
How the heck do you plan to ship me?
Will you get in a box, please?
Fedex will not be too happy about shipping a 150lb box.
They've shipped whales (literally) before, so why not quasi?