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General => Fun Forum™ => Topic started by: Trance on January 13, 2005, 11:49 AM

Title: Stop Ashlee Simpson Petition
Post by: Trance on January 13, 2005, 11:49 AM
I was watching the morning news here, and then heard about this..

The Stop Ashlee Simpson Petition (http://www.petitiononline.com/StopAsh/petition.html)

Great stuff, help make the radio safe to listen to again!
Title: Re: Stop Ashlee Simpson Petition
Post by: quasi-modo on January 13, 2005, 12:47 PM
I SIGNED! SHE SHOULD GET INTO PORNO... I'D HIT THAT.
Title: Re: Stop Ashlee Simpson Petition
Post by: Blaze on January 13, 2005, 04:01 PM
I stopped listening to the radio a year ago. I have heard her songs though. Make it stop, make it stop!
Title: Re: Stop Ashlee Simpson Petition
Post by: hismajesty on January 13, 2005, 04:02 PM
petitiononline sucks, it's like a mini-message board instead of a petition.
Title: Re: Stop Ashlee Simpson Petition
Post by: CrAz3D on January 13, 2005, 04:40 PM
Well then, I think I'll start a written one.  I need to find about 100,000 mailing addresses of people that don't like her now...how would I go about that?
Title: Re: Stop Ashlee Simpson Petition
Post by: Hitmen on January 13, 2005, 04:43 PM
Quote from: S-1-5-<[email protected]>-501 on January 13, 2005, 04:40 PM
Well then, I think I'll start a written one.  I need to find about 100,000 mailing addresses of people that don't like her now...how would I go about that?
Uhm, the local phone book should do nicely.
Title: Re: Stop Ashlee Simpson Petition
Post by: CrAz3D on January 13, 2005, 06:17 PM
I wonder how many people, if I walked door to door & throughout local University campus, would sign it... this COULD become an interesting experiment of some sort, just don't know what.

Anyone else care to join me?  We could all find out about different statistics about ppl who hate Ashlee's music
Title: Re: Stop Ashlee Simpson Petition
Post by: quasi-modo on January 13, 2005, 10:07 PM
Quote from: CrAz3D (last name was too long) on January 13, 2005, 06:17 PM
I wonder how many people, if I walked door to door & throughout local University campus, would sign it... this COULD become an interesting experiment of some sort, just don't know what.

Anyone else care to join me?  We could all find out about different statistics about ppl who hate Ashlee's music
I am sure tons of really do not like her music. Who really likes pop? Its just commercial bullshit that gets shoved down our throats. UMA markets to the masses and people actually pay for her shit because she can lipsink on snl and she is hot.
Title: Re: Stop Ashlee Simpson Petition
Post by: Spht on January 14, 2005, 05:03 AM
I like how people sign a petition with a comment that clearly states they're not in favor of it.
Title: Re: Stop Ashlee Simpson Petition
Post by: Adron on January 14, 2005, 02:08 PM
Quote from: quasi-modo on January 13, 2005, 10:07 PM
I am sure tons of really do not like her music. Who really likes pop? Its just commercial bullshit that gets shoved down our throats.

Oh, I love pop. Some of the best music there is while programming.
Title: Re: Stop Ashlee Simpson Petition
Post by: Zakath on January 14, 2005, 02:55 PM
Quote from: Adron on January 14, 2005, 02:08 PM
Oh, I love pop. Some of the best music there is while programming.

Hmm, you listen to different music while programming than you do at other times?

I pretty much just listen to the same stuff all the time.
Title: Re: Stop Ashlee Simpson Petition
Post by: quasi-modo on January 14, 2005, 03:20 PM
Personally I like that 80s gangster rap. That is the stuff that really was about guns, killing, and bitches. I love it. I especially like the ghetto boys.

This is very vulgar:
Quotebitches bitches all kinds of bitches
to take off my shirt and pull down my britches
if she's got big tities I'll squeeze 'em and hold 'um
while she sucks my dick and licks my scrotum

I am not saying I buy into all of that stuff I like the reaction I get from people when they walk in and hear it.
Title: Re: Stop Ashlee Simpson Petition
Post by: iago on January 14, 2005, 05:45 PM
I dunno, the reaction you get from, say, this:
QuoteGod is the reason we live in dismay
It is his will that this world's suffering
...
You are the one who killed his own son
We are the ones you're blaming it on

Should be fairly similar, except without the profanity.  Oh, and it sounds good.

In any case, I signed it with my special "Spam" email address, making it public.  I love any opportunity to train my spam filter :D
Title: Re: Stop Ashlee Simpson Petition
Post by: quasi-modo on January 15, 2005, 01:49 PM
but is it 80s rap? I am white and when I listen to rap about guns and hos.. I dunno it is just fun to pull into the parking lot blaring that crap.
Title: Re: Stop Ashlee Simpson Petition
Post by: CrAz3D on January 15, 2005, 02:38 PM
Are you like Michael Boulton from Office Space?
Title: Re: Stop Ashlee Simpson Petition
Post by: warz on January 15, 2005, 06:16 PM
I know for a fact about 90% of the students here at texas A&M would sign some sort of ashlee simpson thing.
Title: Re: Stop Ashlee Simpson Petition
Post by: quasi-modo on January 15, 2005, 08:24 PM
Quote from: CrAz3D (last name was too long) on January 15, 2005, 02:38 PM
Are you like Michael Boulton from Office Space?
No, but the getto boys did that damn it feels good to be a gangster song. But there is some better stuff from them.

here is a sample:
http://forum.valhallalegends.com/phpbbs/index.php?topic=5189.msg95383#msg95383
Title: Re: Stop Ashlee Simpson Petition
Post by: Adron on January 16, 2005, 05:46 PM
Quote from: Zakath on January 14, 2005, 02:55 PM
Hmm, you listen to different music while programming than you do at other times?

I pretty much just listen to the same stuff all the time.

Yes. When programming I like music that doesn't steal too much of my attention. One thing I typically avoid is those mighty powerful classical pieces. Pop is perfect.

Title: Re: Stop Ashlee Simpson Petition
Post by: quasi-modo on January 16, 2005, 05:50 PM
I listen to metal when I program. I just open up my metal dir and let winamp run in random. It does not eat up my attention and it soothes me.
Title: Re: Stop Ashlee Simpson Petition
Post by: Blaze on January 17, 2005, 11:08 AM
Mmm techno..
Title: Re: Stop Ashlee Simpson Petition
Post by: hismajesty on January 17, 2005, 12:38 PM
POTO!
Title: Re: Stop Ashlee Simpson Petition
Post by: Tasha on January 18, 2005, 09:59 AM
Quote from: CrAz3D (last name was too long) on January 13, 2005, 06:17 PM
I wonder how many people, if I walked door to door & throughout local University campus, would sign it... this COULD become an interesting experiment of some sort, just don't know what.

Anyone else care to join me?  We could all find out about different statistics about ppl who hate Ashlee's music

Just go to a Britney Spears concert to see how many people hate Ashlee Simpson.
Title: Re: Stop Ashlee Simpson Petition
Post by: l)ragon on January 21, 2005, 08:12 PM
heh a news link about this poped up in yahoo/rogers http://yahoo.rogers.com/yahoo/spotlight/daily_dish.jsp?id=weekend
Title: Re: Stop Ashlee Simpson Petition
Post by: quasi-modo on January 21, 2005, 10:21 PM
The petition was actually in our local news. Everyone hates her. I don't think she can sing, but boy is she hot.