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General => General Discussion => Topic started by: iago on April 10, 2003, 12:49 PM

Title: Haiku Contest!
Post by: iago on April 10, 2003, 12:49 PM
Ok, this is about as low as I'll go.  Post all your computer science/programming-related haiku's here.  The winner will.... get the glory of winning.

QuoteMisplaced stack pointer
Segmentation fault, coredump
Welcome to my life
This isn't mine, it's from a guy at school, but I changed the last line.  He can post the correction if he wants :-)

Quote"Easy, use grep!"
Stupid windows programmer:
What the fuck's grep?
Ok, that one is all mine.  I pronounce grep "gee-rep" :-)

QuoteTime for a compile!
gcc MyProg.c
Error: File not found
This one's also mine.  Based on a reallife experience!

Quote./go.bat
Runs: "Bad command or filename"
Fuck you, dos.  Fuck you.
Ok, I'm done.  If anybody else has anything to submit, have fun!

My personal favorite is the first, just because it makes reference to "misplaced stack pointer" :-)
Title: Re:Haiku Contest!
Post by: Thing on April 10, 2003, 04:17 PM
QuoteCigarettes and Jolt
Honey it is time for bed
Shut up bitch shut up

When you get married, you will understand this one.
Title: Re:Haiku Contest!
Post by: Yoni on April 10, 2003, 09:51 PM
QuoteShut your God damn mouth
Or else I'm gonna kick you
Square in the balls... ass... hole... AH, DAMNIT!!!

-Cartman, South Park
Title: Re:Haiku Contest!
Post by: tA-Kane on April 11, 2003, 07:41 AM
QuoteProject: MBB
This project is corrupted.
Damnit... not again!
Corrupted files are always fun, especially when it's the entire project file.


Quote3 AM: working.
6 AM: programming still...
Son, are you STILL up?!?!
A common question, around my home.


QuoteNice streaming music...
Enjoying what life I have.
Fuck... rebuffering!

QuoteServer pinging works.
Connecting to it does not.
Damn fucking server.
Title: Re:Haiku Contest!
Post by: iago on April 11, 2003, 08:49 AM
Kane - do you have any idea what a haiku is?
Title: Re:Haiku Contest!
Post by: tA-Kane on April 11, 2003, 10:06 AM
Quote from: iago on April 11, 2003, 08:49 AM
Kane - do you have any idea what a haiku is?
Didn't know -exactly- what it was, but I had the general idea... I've written a few back in gradeschool...

Quotehai·ku

1.   A Japanese lyric verse form having three unrhymed lines of five, seven, and five syllables, traditionally invoking an aspect of nature or the seasons.
2.   A poem written in this form.

So what if my haikus don't have syllables of 5, 7, and 5...  :P

Edit: they will in a few moments
Title: Re:Haiku Contest!
Post by: iago on April 11, 2003, 05:32 PM
Yay, much better :-)
Title: Re:Haiku Contest!
Post by: iago on April 03, 2004, 11:53 AM
*pokes this to the top*

the talk about knowing where your stackpointer is reminded me of this.  Perhaps some newer members would like to come up with something? :)
Title: Re:Haiku Contest!
Post by: Adron on April 03, 2004, 12:03 PM
Newer members suck
Oldies know how Haiku goes
Never fail at it


:P
Title: Re:Haiku Contest!
Post by: Naem on April 05, 2004, 11:31 AM
BNLS leaked
A tiny misconception
God damn April Fools.
Title: Re:Haiku Contest!
Post by: Soul Taker on April 05, 2004, 01:25 PM
Quote from: Naem on April 05, 2004, 11:31 AM
BNLS stolen
Oh well, what else is new
God damn April Fools.
Not even close!
Title: Re:Haiku Contest!
Post by: K on April 05, 2004, 01:59 PM
As with true poets, you cannot tie me to one subject.

A strange little man
Pets his cat slightly too hard
Fuck you, cat fucker.
Title: Re:Haiku Contest!
Post by: Maddox on April 05, 2004, 06:04 PM
Quote from: Naem on April 05, 2004, 11:31 AM
BNLS stolen
Oh well, what else is new
God damn April Fools.

At least the last line has the right number of syllables.
Title: Re:Haiku Contest!
Post by: Naem on April 05, 2004, 07:32 PM
Quote from: Maddox on April 05, 2004, 06:04 PM
Quote from: Naem on April 05, 2004, 11:31 AM
BNLS stolen
Oh well, what else is new
God damn April Fools.

At least the last line has the right number of syllables.

hahaha
that's what I get for writing poems when I have not slept for 36 hours.
(fixed)

besides: http://www.empirezine.com/haiku/1.htm
Title: Re:Haiku Contest!
Post by: Naem on April 05, 2004, 08:01 PM
Quote from: Maddox on April 05, 2004, 06:04 PM
Quote from: Naem on April 05, 2004, 11:31 AM
BNLS stolen
Oh well, what else is new
God damn April Fools.

At least the last line has the right number of syllables.